![]() 04/19/2017 at 18:33 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Me (eyeing savings account): I WANT THAT. GIB NAO.
Wifey: What is it with you and your urge to stuff yourself into things you barely fit into?
Me (probably sleeping on the couch tonight): That’s why you married me, isn’t it?
![]() 04/19/2017 at 19:08 |
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That is good, my friend, very good. Get used to that couch. (And super nice little MR2 - love those, and a little more headroom with the t-tops!)
![]() 04/19/2017 at 19:41 |
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HA. Awesome.
Kudos, friend.
![]() 04/19/2017 at 20:11 |
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Ha, nice. I can’t help myself sometimes with jokes like that, by now I’ve realized it’s only for my own amusement. Still worth it, though.
![]() 04/19/2017 at 20:14 |
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Hahaha!
![]() 04/19/2017 at 21:01 |
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Perfection.
![]() 04/19/2017 at 21:02 |
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A smile a day keeps divorce at bay
![]() 04/20/2017 at 10:57 |
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My wife yells “shut up”, “gross”, or “you’re an idiot” at me once a day in response to similar quips. I like to think it’s the foundation our marriage is built on.