Another day in the married life ...

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
04/19/2017 at 18:33 • Filed to: None

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Me (eyeing savings account): I WANT THAT. GIB NAO.
Wifey: What is it with you and your urge to stuff yourself into things you barely fit into?
Me (probably sleeping on the couch tonight): That’s why you married me, isn’t it?

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 19:08

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That is good, my friend, very good. Get used to that couch. (And super nice little MR2 - love those, and a little more headroom with the t-tops!)


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 19:41

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HA. Awesome.

Kudos, friend.


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 20:11

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Ha, nice. I can’t help myself sometimes with jokes like that, by now I’ve realized it’s only for my own amusement. Still worth it, though.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 20:14

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Hahaha!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 21:01

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Perfection.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Master Cylinder
04/19/2017 at 21:02

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A smile a day keeps divorce at bay


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/20/2017 at 10:57

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My wife yells “shut up”, “gross”, or “you’re an idiot” at me once a day in response to similar quips. I like to think it’s the foundation our marriage is built on.